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Thursday, June 11
Ah Beng~
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"Wife: How do you know??Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house."Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news..."
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"He
Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erasesthe board.
Once A Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it wouldbe hot.
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up andSays "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cupAh Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tenseAh Beng: The future tense is "u will go to jail"
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"Servant: "It's already raining."Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and notin the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"Wife: How do you know??Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house."Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news..."
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"He
Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erasesthe board.
Once A Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it wouldbe hot.
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up andSays "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cupAh Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tenseAh Beng: The future tense is "u will go to jail"
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"Servant: "It's already raining."Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and notin the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
想太多
有位年轻人在飞机上想知道时间但他没戴手表，
便向隔壁的老爷爷问起...
'请问现在几点？'
老爷爷停顿了一会儿
'我不可以告诉你，因为如果我告诉你几点以后..你便会对我说谢谢，我也会回你不客气，接着就因此扯开了话题聊，到了机场你会主动请我到餐馆喝杯咖啡！礼貌上我就会请你到我家里坐...我有个孙女在家，她长得似环球小姐，你会被她给迷倒，你就会想尽办法接近我孙女...我是绝对不能让我的孙女和一个连手表的人也没有的人在一起的...'
便向隔壁的老爷爷问起...
'请问现在几点？'
老爷爷停顿了一会儿
'我不可以告诉你，因为如果我告诉你几点以后..你便会对我说谢谢，我也会回你不客气，接着就因此扯开了话题聊，到了机场你会主动请我到餐馆喝杯咖啡！礼貌上我就会请你到我家里坐...我有个孙女在家，她长得似环球小姐，你会被她给迷倒，你就会想尽办法接近我孙女...我是绝对不能让我的孙女和一个连手表的人也没有的人在一起的...'
陈太与林太～
林太和陈太在谈天～
陈：多年不见，阁下有多少个孩子了？
林：是一个
陈：啊！十一个？！
林：不，而是一个
陈：二十一个？！
林：不是！尚是一个
陈：哇！三十一个？
林：事实一个而已！
陈：四十一个！
林：其实一个而已！
陈：噢！七十一个？！
林：不是！就是一个
陈：九十一个!林太，您还真会生啊！
林：-_-"...
陈：多年不见，阁下有多少个孩子了？
林：是一个
陈：啊！十一个？！
林：不，而是一个
陈：二十一个？！
林：不是！尚是一个
陈：哇！三十一个？
林：事实一个而已！
陈：四十一个！
林：其实一个而已！
陈：噢！七十一个？！
林：不是！就是一个
陈：九十一个!林太，您还真会生啊！
林：-_-"...
买内衣～
一天，一位先生去帮他太太买内衣，因为他从来没有帮他太太买过内衣，
所以他不是很清楚要买哪一种size
跟店员扯了半天，店员只好用水果来形容。
店员：木瓜？！
先生：不！不！
店员：椰子？！
先生：No! No!
店员:苹果？！
先生：在小一点
店员：鸡蛋？！
先生：对！对！对！
正当店员要去时，先生突然大叫：小姐！等一下！是煎过的～
所以他不是很清楚要买哪一种size
跟店员扯了半天，店员只好用水果来形容。
店员：木瓜？！
先生：不！不！
店员：椰子？！
先生：No! No!
店员:苹果？！
先生：在小一点
店员：鸡蛋？！
先生：对！对！对！
正当店员要去时，先生突然大叫：小姐！等一下！是煎过的～
笑话~
以下是教你自卫的讯息。
当你被狗‘汪汪’吠时，你无需害怕，
你只要扯起嗓子对着狗喊‘吐吐吐’，
那么狗就不会再吠你了。
因为当狗对你汪汪时其实是在说one（汪），你就回它two（吐）,
这时狗因为无法回你three，非常惭愧，就不再吠了。
一天，一只大象遇见一只骆驼，便问：‘做么你的neh neh长在背后?’
骆驼回答说：‘diam lah我不喜欢跟咕咕叫长在脸上的人讲话!’
当你被狗‘汪汪’吠时，你无需害怕，
你只要扯起嗓子对着狗喊‘吐吐吐’，
那么狗就不会再吠你了。
因为当狗对你汪汪时其实是在说one（汪），你就回它two（吐）,
这时狗因为无法回你three，非常惭愧，就不再吠了。
一天，一只大象遇见一只骆驼，便问：‘做么你的neh neh长在背后?’
骆驼回答说：‘diam lah我不喜欢跟咕咕叫长在脸上的人讲话!’
Wednesday, June 10
Thursday, June 4
songs
Love Story
And I said,"Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.You'll be the prince and I'll be the princessIt's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'"
Equation
Me plus you, I'll take that number.Multiply your smile, minus the drama.Give me a fraction of your heart.I'll solve your problems.Now put that together.We make up a perfect equation, equation, equation.Me and you make up a perfect equation, equation, equation.Me and you make up a perfect equation
And I said,"Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.You'll be the prince and I'll be the princessIt's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'"
Equation
Me plus you, I'll take that number.Multiply your smile, minus the drama.Give me a fraction of your heart.I'll solve your problems.Now put that together.We make up a perfect equation, equation, equation.Me and you make up a perfect equation, equation, equation.Me and you make up a perfect equation
maPle episode 2~
刚才看到芋头哥哥玩maple episode 2 ..好可爱哟!!
比起以前的可爱多了...
那天和宇凯谈天~
他,mee pok,美丽的企鹅,yung jiet~
他们都玩TOP-tales of pirates~
所以也叫我哥玩咯..
但我哥看起来并不是很喜欢。。
他说他还是比较喜欢玩maple的说...
说这么多看嘛呢...干我虾咪事..
听宇凯说静宜最近好像开始玩top哦～那天问他怎样下载的说
haiz..无聊的我～
所谓：无敌最寂寞～
啊～～～
救命啊～
BOrin HoLiDaY~!
这个假期还真的很无聊耶~
所以我只好到我班部落格去看看兄弟姐妹们的Bloggie咯~
他们的部落格都好酷哦！
超酷的!!
看了他们的...再看看我滴..HAIZ...
果然...差天差地呀!
可悲可悲..
Wednesday, June 3
Lama Lama din update my profile~
很久没有更新我滴部落格了...有点罪恶感呐..
都是考试....现在终于放假了!!
我可怜的Bloggie~
我应该会在这个假期帮你好好的布置两下三下的...Wakakaka
Tuesday, May 12
M3
Kekeke..2Day is my first day 'doin' blogger....first day tryiin seems good...
first,let me introduce myself ~
Popob3
from D craZy claSs...
listen mus!c when BORING...
lyk 2 think useless think when ntg 2 do~^^
ADD me then you will know more ABt m3
LAST...wish all of u will get GOOD Results in your exams..BB
first,let me introduce myself ~
Popob3
from D craZy claSs...
listen mus!c when BORING...
lyk 2 think useless think when ntg 2 do~^^
ADD me then you will know more ABt m3
LAST...wish all of u will get GOOD Results in your exams..BB
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